Glossary

AMP
Asian Massage Parlor
AAMP
Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
Agency
A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Analingus
oral sex to the anus
ASP
Adult Service Provide
ASPD
Adult Service Provider Discussion
ATF
All Time Favorite
ATM
Ass to mouth
Babyback
Petite, young, attractive
Bait and switch
Person who shows up is a different one than advertise
Bareback
Without condom
BJ
Blow job, oral sex, fellatio
BBBJ
Bare back blow job, oral sex without condom
BBBJTC
Bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM
Bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS
Bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF
Bare back blow job with facial
BBFS
Bare back sex
BBW
Big beautiful woman
BCD
Behind Closed Doors (as in private and discrete)
BDSM
Bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BFE
Boy friend experience (Guy takes care of her desires as well)
Birdwatching
BBBJTCWS
BLS
Ball licking and sucking
Butter face
Everything looks good, but her face
BTW
By the way
CBJ
Covered blow job, oral sex with condom
CC Rider
Full service provider costing $200 or less
CDS
Covered doggy style
CFS
Covered full service, Sex with condom
CIM
Cum in mouth
CMD
Carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT
Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl
CG, girl on top facing you
Cover
Condom
DATY
Dining at the y, cunnilingus, oral sex performed on a woman
DDP
Double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Doggie
Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles
A threesome with two girls and you
DDE
Doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG
Drop dead gorgeous
DFK
Deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY
Do it yourself (masturbation)
DT
Deep throat
ECR
El camino real
Facial
Cumming on partner's face
FBSM
Full body sensual massage
FIV
Finger in vagina
FOV
Finger outside vagina
French
BJ, or oral sex in general
French Kiss
Kissing with tongue insertion
FS
Full service, BJ + Sex
Get Brain
Blow job
GFE
Girlfriend experience. (different variants of the definition, but the basic definition includes: FS, BJ, DATY,not a clock watcher, could kiss - treats you like her Boy Friend)
GG
Golden Gypsy. Defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND
Girl next door
Greek
Anal sex, back door
GS
Golden shower, urination play
GSM
G-spot massage
Hardwood floors
Clean shaven kitty
HDH
High dollar hottie
HJ
Hand job, a manual / hand release
HM
High mileage
HME
Honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP
Height and weight proportionate
Incall
Meet the girl at her apartment or hotel room
Interpreter
Condom
Italian
Penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO
In search of Lapdog, person who worships providers to excess.
LDL
Low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LK
Light kissing, closed mouth
LOS
Land of smiles (Thailand)
Mamasan
Female manager of a massage parlor
MBR
Multiple bell ringing, MSOG
MILF
Mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish
Missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary
Man on top, girl on back
Mohawk
Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP
Massage parlor
MP
Multiple pops, multiple releases
MSOG
Multiple shots on goal, multiple releases
NQNS
Non Quitter Non Spitter (Provider term for guys who just never get there)
NSA
No strings attached
Outcall
Girl comes to your home or hotel room
OWO
Oral without condom
OWOTC
Oral without condom to completion
Papasan
Male manager of a massage parlor
Party hat
Condom
PIV
Penis in vagina
PS
Private Show (Dance)
PSE
Porn Star Experience (Opposite of GFE - professional attitude, clock watcher with perfect timing, but anincredibly good time. So good it would be like being in a porn movie and the business like attitude just wasn'ta problem)
PV
Private viewing (Dancing, getting naked, some touching but not FS, CBJ or HJ)
RA
Relaxation assistant
Raincoat
Condom
Rimming
Analingus
RMP
Russian Massage Parlor
ROB
Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl, RCG, girl on top facing away
Reverse massage
You massage her
Roman shower
Vomit play
RPG
Role Playing games
Russian
Penis rubbing between breasts, pearl Necklace, titty fuck
SC
Strip Club
SOG
Shot on goal, one release
SOMF
Sat on my face south of the border, gential region southern france, BBBJ
STD
Sexually transmitted disease
SW
Street walker
TAMP
Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
Teabag
Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG
Transgender
TGTBT
Too good to be true
Tossing salad
Analingus
TOFTT
Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS
Transexual
TUMA
Tongue up my ass
TV
Transvestite
WTF
What the fuck?
XOXO
Kisses & Hugs
YMMV
Your mileage may vary